Dear Mother Nature,
I know we have had our ups and downs in the past, but what is this? Seriously? I know it's April and I can deal with the typical rain and muck, but this white stuff is ridiculous. Just as I was unravelling from the winter funk you put me in, you turn right around and throw it right back in my face. What's that you say? You're giving me the flu again, too? Oh, you shouldn't have!
Bite me, M.N.!