"Hi, I am Kendra Wilkinson and I am a Playboy Bunny! Wheeee! I left Hugh Hefner when I got lots of publicity and a TV show. Now my claim to fame is that an NFL-er knocked me up! Wheeeeee! I have told the world that I am having a boy, what his name is going to be and that I am horny all the time! Gotta go now, I am gonna make news eating all these pickles!!! Wheeee!"
"We're Jon and Kate Gosselin. Nice to meet you! You may know us because we exploit our eight kids on TLC's Jon & Kate + Eight! We'll never be photographed like this again because, as you know, we're having a very nasty, public divorce that we can make money off of!"
Okay, maybe I just gave these idiots press on my blog, but I'm just sayin'.
I'd like to see more news about do-gooders than gold-digging fame hos. No?