This is along the lines of what my grandfather said to my mum when she was pregnant with me, his first grandchild.
And he became...
Grump. Grump Smith.
I love you, Grump. You are a true gentleman, a kind soul and one of the only pillars of honesty that I know. There are not alot of people like you and I am beyond honoured to have you as my grandfather...my Grump. And despite your name, you're not really grumpy at all!
So, here's to many more Ti-Cats games, sticky-up haircuts and the eating of duff.
Happy Birthday, Grumpy.